A magazine about the contemporary man.

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We explore the absurd, the harsh, the hilarious — the plight of the dreaded ‘modern’ (that means you)! We’re a boatload of bon vivants going down with the sinking ship of post-industrial civilization and we’d like to have you along for the ride.

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